EatenByMonkeys

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Essex, England
Job: Generic Teenager

"I know you'll be lovin' this shit right here" -- Fred Durst 1412-1487. What shit lyrics eh?

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Score: 7
Public Warning

"Ross Kemp on midget rapists."

submission: Public Warning
date: July 23, 2008

I liked this, but it kinda seems that you're taking alot of David Firth's style and incorperating it into your own work. Ah well.
I liked the twist at the end, but I would have liked to see the chocolate hobnobs too.

July 23, 2008

Author's Response:

Yeah, thanks, the start bit was supposed to be David Firth-esque, but the twist was meant to take it away from that style - but oh well.
I guess you could call it a half parody of his work in a way, but yeah, I admit I flipping love David Firth - he's probably my favorite animator on the web...
Dang! You're right I forgot the chocolate hobnobs! But ah well, I guess he just couldn't russle them up...

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Score: 9
MBW: 3 In 1 Meal Deal!!!!

"Pakistansmellytime."

date: August 1, 2007

A Nazi Barney? Is that some kind of sick joke?
1) DDR, Muslims, and curry. I see.
2) Can't beat a bit of Lazytown.
3) Old people.

Pretty good.

August 2, 2007

Author's Response:

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE I DONT

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Score: 10
D4ilytoon # 305

"So thats the source of their power, I see"

submission: D4ilytoon # 305
date: July 28, 2007

Funny Dailytoon, nice small file size too.
Reminded me of the ol' "I need you judjistu!" flash that was in the dailytoon series in ages past.
Liked this alot.

July 28, 2007

Author's Response:

I remember those i need judjistu movies very well too. It pissed anti neo pets off a lot. thanks buddy.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

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Score: 8
Pico 2

"Pretty good."

submission: Pico 2
date: March 24, 2007

Although I do not like the KK, I think that fooling all the newgrounds n00bs by titling it pico 2 was pretty smart and funny.

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Score: 10
RIP Star Syndicate

"Get Back Mother Fucker."

submission: RIP Star Syndicate
date: January 1, 2007

I liked this flash alot, the preloader was a masterpiece on it's own. Then the menu screen, the music was of a hip hop style and was rather catchy. The mouse part was quite hilarious but the mcdonalds part stole the show. Rock 'n' Roll Mc Donalds :)

I came, I saw and I came even more.

Author's Response:

Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

Yeek yeek woop woop!! why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

WHOO!! S-s-so c'mon c'mon
DON'T ... get swung on, swung on
It's the knick knack paddywhack, still ride in Cadillacs
Family off the street! made my homies put the baggies back
Still stacking plaques! (yep!) still action packed! (yep!)
And dough!! I keep it flipping like acrobats!
That's why I pack a mac, that'll crack 'em back
Cause on my waist there's more Heat than the Shaq Attack
But I ain't speaking about ballin, ballin
Just thinking about brawlin till y'all start bawlin
We all in together now, birds of a feather now
Just bought a plane so we changing the weather now
So put your brakes on, caps put your capes on
Or knock off your block, get dropped and have your face flown
Cause I'll prove it! scratch off the music!
Like hey little stupid! don't make me lose it!!

I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)

See I caught 'em wit a right hook, caught 'em wit a jab
Caught 'em wit an uppercut, kicked 'em in his ass
Sent him on his way cause I ain't for that talk!
No trips to the county, I ain't for that walk!
We split like two pins at the end of a lane
We'll knock out your spotlight and put an end to your vain
Put a DTP pendant at the end of yo chain
Then put the booty of a Swisha at the end of a flame

HEY! You want what wit me?!
I'm a tell you one time, don't FUCK wit me!
GET DOWN! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose
I'm having a bad day, don't make me take it out on you!
You want what wit me?!
I'm a tell you one time, don't FUCK wit me!
GET DOWN! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose
And I'm having a bad day, don't make me take it out on you!

Man! Cause I don't wanna do that
I want to have a good time and enjoy my Jack
Sit back and watch the women get drunk as hell
So I can wake up in the morning wit a story to tell
I know it's been a lil while since I been out the house!
But now I'm here, you wanna stand around
running your mouth?!
I can't hear nothing you saying or spitting, so wassup!
Can't you see we in the club?! Man shut the fuck up!!

Ah! We in the Red Light District!!
Ah! We in the Red Light District!!
WHOO!! We in the Red Light District!!
Ah! We in the Red Light District!!
WHOO!! We in the Red Light District!!
WHOO!! The Red Light District!!
WHOO!! The Red Light District!!
Ah, we in The Red Light District

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Score: 9
SM-Bring it all back Pt2

"I havn't heard S Club Seven in years."

date: December 26, 2006

Now I have to go think about the good ol' days when music was crappy but nobody cared.

I miss the ninties.

Author's Response:

Well.....I hope you had a good day then.
~RampageSun~

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Score: 10
A Star Syndicate X-Mas HE

"It has been too long."

date: December 26, 2006

I havn't really watched anything by any star syndicate members in a while, Shame on me.

This flash reinstalled my love for the star syndicate.

Author's Response:

^-^

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Score: 10
Dailytoon #289

"Sure was swell today."

submission: Dailytoon #289
date: October 21, 2006

Yes, It sure was. I think the word Swell in the last clip is what made this so swell, or it might have been the penis at the beginning.

So hard to choose.

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Score: 5
Dailytoon #283

"today didnt seem to have that special quality."

submission: Dailytoon #283
date: October 15, 2006

I'm usually a bif fan of dailytoons but todays just didn't seem to be as good as past dailytoons.
The first part was pretty good, rather trippy.
The second part, well yeah it kinda runied the whole dailytoon experience for me :(

Author's Response:

wiws

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Score: 10
Dailytoon #275

"Now this is what I like to see!"

submission: Dailytoon #275
date: October 7, 2006

386kb.

Its very nice of you to consider people with 56k internet connections.

The bit at the end about gay teens not being loved my their mummy and daddy anymore is what made this a great flash.
Very Funny!

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